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The Problem With No Show Joes

Youre a woman looking for content and need a man. You have a no show and try your luck with another advert. What could possibly go wrong?

Published Thu 24th Mar 2016
By itsAdult / Tales from the Porn Side

The Problem With No Show Joes

I saw this on a fan based forum

Content Share stud required (Date). Early evening. West London.
I am shooting a fully certed BBG on (Date) West Londonwell known f - CONTENT SHARE - and one stud has cancelled. 

Anyone interested in replacing him - please get in touch.

(Model name deleted)


Whats wrong with that picture? 

Even if she did get a guy respond and turn up there are so many things that could go wrong.
Dont get me wrong, the beauty of content share menas there is no money changing hands and if it goes well, it can be a mutually enjoyable experience, but how often do things go as great as we'd like them to go?

Its not as if in these trying times that people can be trusted but assuming she did find a candidate worthy for the job whose certificates backed up 3 months and was free from STDs, she will find that  not many guys who make this level of professional standard will do it for free unless he really needed the content. Most times if he is that good he is too busy making money to waste time doing content where its often more work just to make a buck

In which case, putting an ad like that on the BGAFD is the worst place. 

If shes lucky she might find a guy who can measure up and do the task. After all its every guys fantasy to have two women right?

The operative word here is fantasy, because most people would be terrified to confront their fantasies in real life.

I'm not always right, but I've had enough years in this business to know this from experience.

That aint the way to do it and thats whats wrong with that picture.

Still, we all have to start from somewhere right? Whats the worst that can happen? The bloke turns up for the job.
Never had an STD in his life.
He's a virgin.
Though you dont always have to be sexually active to get an STD (Its true) wankers can get STDs from dirty hands. What? You didnt know?

So...Picture the scene if you will.

The cameras rolling and the bloke is standing there in ecstacy, sighing and moaning as two ladies set to work on him down below. His knob so flaccid it looks like two raptors trying to share bubble gum because he cant get hard enough to rise to the occasion. if only they would kiss him to help him get a hard on...
No such luck. Even if they did its no guarantee of anything

Yep. Been there, saw that and bought the T shirt to that movie!

Cut! Cut! Cut! Seriously this aint working out. Go home! Im packing up my kit. See you later.

Thats whats wrong with that picture. 

If you want to work with a reliable person at least look on www.itsadult.com and find one who you like that is verified. That means they are reknowned for being reliable and can do the job without having to "make lurve to you" then mesage him and ask if he needs content.
If he says yes then happy days!

You can both shag into the sunset having disease free sex and who knows? You may make a few quid out of the result

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